Somewhere in Middlesex there is a drivng school called “Impact“. They’re lucky — if they had hired us they would be called “Crash Course” or something. Via Brian Millar.

Which reminds me, I think I had a weird aunt named after these.

Two new Igor named entities have gurgled to the surface today, Landslide and The Signature at MGM Grand.

Johnny, we hardly knew ye. The description on the steering wheel reads, “Naturally Sweetened Chocolate Pearl Shaped Cereal with Pirate Shaped Marshmallows”. In fact the marshmallows are heart, pentagon and other non-ship shaped shapes, so your actual satisfaction may depend on your definition of “Pirate”. Let’s see how Sean Penn tops this.