Michael Jackson Attempts Comeback As A Banana

It’s state and county fair season, and as happens once or twice a century, things get a little too weird – thankfully.

Dubbed “Banana Jack”, this Italian carnival prize can only be karmic retribution for Jackson’s penchant for keeping chimpanzees captive.

Jacko One-ups Lady Gaga

Certainly this summer’s frontrunner for “The Weirdest Carnival Prize Of All Time”.