Johnny, we hardly knew ye. The description on the steering wheel reads, “Naturally Sweetened Chocolate Pearl Shaped Cereal with Pirate Shaped Marshmallows”. In fact the marshmallows are heart, pentagon and other non-ship shaped shapes, so your actual satisfaction may depend on your definition of “Pirate”. Let’s see how Sean Penn tops this.
One of the best things about the web is the outlet it provides the obsessively compulsive. And sometimes it is a thing of beauty indeed.
Via Agenda’s Agenda.
According to the U.SP.T.O., the other two leading contenders for the new company name were Zilliant and 5Point, so Hobson’s choice.…
All three names were filed for T.M. registration on the same day, on Sprint’s behalf (actually through a dummy corp. to throw people like us off the scent). This is S.O.P. when a company is trying to make a final choice on a name.